Spengler Labs

As of tomorrow I will be taking a temporary leave from the Ghostbusters. As great as the ever expanding field of supernatural sciences is, I have long been neglecting other fields. There are studies I started before and only got back around to them when we were shut down after banishing Gozer.

Ergo, I shall be taking a possibly year long leave to get this plethora of studies started and pass them on to hands that are admittedly less competent, but should get the work done for me. I just need the time to get them started and it simply cannot get done when I have to run out every hour to capture ghosts.

I’m confident that Ray, Peter, and Winston can handle themselves without me. Until then, I have taken up residence in a small apartment across town.

I will take the lack of responses as a yes.

Good.

For anyone that is interested, the abnormal changes of my physical form have finally stopped. There is still a 3.79224 percent chance that at any moment I could change again every 32 hours, but I can live with that for now.

Has this place become less hostile yet?

Sorry Ray.

But this is big. What I created has the power to defy the order of the universe and I am incredibly sick of being a woman.

It should work this time. It should… I may turn into a gerbil. If you don’t hear from me in the next day you may want to make a better effort to break in.

If you hear something that sounds like a train jump out the nearest window and see if you can make it out of New York in less that a minuet?

I’m close. I’m very very close.

I’m going to make another attempt after just a few more adjustments.

They’ll live.

Tumblr is just a bunch of codes and data. They can build a new, better, more efficient one that is less susceptible to the energy frequencies being put out by my ambient spectral energy absorber. I on the other hand cannot be rebuil- wait. … Oh crumbs, I didn’t pick up the hacksaw before barricading myself in here.

Egon, I found another key to the office.

raymondstantz:

egonspengler:

raymondstantz:

If you don’t come out, I will come in after you.

…Please come out? 

No. I’ve been making progress, especially without anything to distract my increasingly feminine mind. You can’t get in anyway. I barricaded the door.

Just to go out for dinner? Anything?

No, not when I’ve just started making progress.

Egon, I found another key to the office.

raymondstantz:

If you don’t come out, I will come in after you.

…Please come out? 

No. I’ve been making progress, especially without anything to distract my increasingly feminine mind. You can’t get in anyway. I barricaded the door.

Finally, progress.

After isolating myself from the others I was able to concentrate on my work. I have managed to increase my chances of being turned back to normal by 10%.

I have not slept in three days…

Normally not a very pressing problem as I have stayed up for whole weeks before without negative ramifications, but this body and it’s hormones are causing problems. I have to get rid of it.